Trump Calls Maintenance Because The Nuclear Button Is Not Working
“They are not working or I’m doing something wrong”, Trump said, five minutes after getting the nuclear codes.
United States of America.- After a few hours of winning the Presidential Election of the United States against Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump has planned a meetup with the secret service to inform them that the button that controls the whole nuclear arsenal of the United States’ army is not responding.
“It’s just not working.”, said.
“Believe me. It’s doing nothing.”, insisted the new President of the United States, who says that the bad functioning may be due to the lack of usage.
After winning the election, he said that he’s “anxious and excited” for assuming each and every responsibility that he will have for the next 4 years. He declared: “I’m excited to assume all my responsibilities, like nuclear button and whatnot”.
“I just got a call from secretary Hillary Clinton. She congratulated us for the victory, and I congratulated her for all her campaign and asked her if her husband knows how the briefcase works, because they brought it to me and I think it’s broken because it does nothing and does not respond.”, he said. He also asked for patience to the american people.
“Patience, patience, patience”, repeated the new president.
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