Traffic Lights Will Now Be Red For Longer So That People Can Calmly Check Their Phones
A new step for security.
International.- In order to guarantee that people don’t drive while checking their phones, governments around the world will guarantee that roads everywhere are safe to check your email, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Lights will be red until the last driver replies to all their mentions on Twitter and posts an Instagram selfie with the caption “Here we are, waiting for the light to turn green”.
“It’s imposible to stop people from driving and looking at their phones, so what we’re gonna do is to stop them from driving, which is easier than banning to check the Internet”, explained the U.S president Donald Trump. The police will fine people who are done checking their phones and are pressuring to the rest who haven’t finished forwarding memes on WhatsApp.
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