Teens Are Sealing Their Penis Holes Closed To Avoid Using Condoms
Teenagers have a brand new birth control method: sealing their penis holes closed to prevent the sperm from coming out and getting the woman pregnant. This is made possible thanks to a company named Jiftip, which sells the little cover you place on top of your penis hole and explains how it works.
At first, some teenagers couldn’t wrap their heads (no pun intended) around the concept, but it was explained by Jiftip in a very simple way:
As simple as that, there is no way for the sperm to come out.
“Remember the last time you held a sneeze in, and your eyeballs popped out? lol. Seriously, when we studied the incredible elasticity of the urethra, using it as an indoor cum-tainer makes perfect sense.”, the site says.
It might be painful, but not as painful as having a kid.