Investigators discover additional sports besides football
This impressive discovery was thought up in India, where they saw a children playing with marbles, which he replied “It’s also a sport”.
New Delhi, India.- “We have concluded that there are more sports besides football”, said the labor union of national scientists in a communicate, which after sixty years of investigation, finally concluded the study.
“No we can say that we are the champions of something”, said John Snow, champion of hide and seek and hopscotch.
John Perez, the guy in charge of the investigation, expressed himself:
Throughout the years we were blind, but thanks to billions of dollars invested, we could revert the positron of a subatomic particle to create a space-time gap and therefore cure the pupil of all people, so that they can see other sports.
The government is already taking matters in their own hands and they’re planning to add several sports to the list recognized sports, which include: chess, hide and seek, squatch, golf, and baseball.
“and I thought they were just killing bugs”, stated Pranab Mukherjee, president of India, referring to tennis.