New York Man Commits Suicide After Finding Out His Timberlands Were Fake
He was really excited and they turned out to be fake.
New York.- A man in New York committed suicide yesterday after finding out that his timberlands were fake, authorities report. According to his suicide note, “he was really excited and they turned out to be fake”.
“He was really in love with those timberlands. I had never seen him so happy.”, said Cookie Baker, the man’s best friend, to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He kept going: “When he realized that they were fake, his whole world fell apart”.
The 21-year old was found dead in his department, presumably after drinking a bunch of pills.
Authorities are looking for the person who sold him the timberlands. According to the local police, he deserves prison.