Man manages to flush the toilet without looking at his feces and discovers the origin of the universe
“It was the product of an enlightenment beyond human understanding”, pointed out the aforesaid.
Pakistan.- A 35-year old man identified as Justin Thyme, single and recently graduated from the Law carrier, was part of an important milestone for the scientific and religious community today.
According to several sources that contacted 8Shit’s reporter Gary Cockburn, the man was found doing his basic needs in the bathroom of his house, which was a daily task for him, without knowing what was gonna to happen later.
When was headed to flush the toilet to eliminate the produced feces, this man did something never done before: he didn’t any make visual contact with his feces, and he simply went and got rid of them. This generated an out-of-body experience, an astral trip, inside his mind, about biblical, philosophical and psychedelical characteristics, which turned out in the revelation that humankind was waiting from its beginnings: Who created the universe?
Unfortunately, when our reporter asked him about the truth of the stunning news, the man, out of nowhere, suffered multiple attacks in several organs of his body, which made him explode instantly, in the gaze of our reporter. 🙁
The guy carried the secret to the afterlife.