The Vatican Confirms That The Exoplanets Discovered By NASA Are All Flat
The Holy See doesn’t rule out that they may have life.
The Vatican.- After NASA announced the past Tuesday the discovery of a new solar system with seven earth-sized planets, scientists from the Vatican have offered this morning a press conference confirming that our planet is still the center of the Universe, create by God, and adding that the seven found planets are flat, just like the Earth.
The Holy See doesn’t rule out that the seven planets may be home to “some kind of life, obviously inferior to humans”, but they claim that “this kind of life would be found at the top, since at the bottom it’s impossible for trees to grow up or the existence of beings walking upside down.
The Catholic Church has also stated that “this new systems and worlds are totally christians and completely compatible with the Holy Writings” and they encourage NASA to “send missionaries when they detect life in them in order to educate to their possible inhabitants.”