Nasa scientists discover that women get mad out of Nothing
Women might have extra-planetary reasons to make men feel guilty.
Washington D.C.- From 2016 on, the period might not be the only reason to explain why women get angry and turn into irritating and soulless beings. NASA scientists have discovered that there’s a place in the universe where there’s nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is the place that scientist all over the world, have tried to destroy and therefore eliminate this mathematical anomaly that irradiates dark energy waves, which would cause a decrease in the grey matter and in turn, would cause awkward situations such as:
Anita Job: Why are you so happy?
Cookie Baker: I am not happy, I’m just normal.
Anita Job: So that means that normally you’re not happy with me. It’s because I’m fat, right?
Ally Louia: Seriously darling, you can go out with you friends. I don’t mind.
Translation: If you get out of here I’ll make your life a living hell.
Currently, scientists all over the globe are asking themselves the hardest question of their lives: How to destroy the nothingness?