Presidential Campaigns stopped today to celebrate Eminem’s birthday
The world has decided to unite today to celebrate Eminem’s birthday.
Missouri.- Today the world decided to leave each other’s imperfections aside and pay attention to what really matters. Today is Eminem’s 44th birthday, and to celebrate all presidential candidates decided to temporarily stop their campaigns until tomorrow. Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump joined the party.
“This is the true way we americans are. Good and kind with each other. We have left politics to get so inside of us, that we, for a brief moment, forgot who we truly are.”, said Hillary Clinton in the party. She kept going: “We won’t leave politics to control us again. When I am president, we will be a united nation again!”, said while everyone was clapping and shouting “Hillary!, Hillary!, Hillary!”.
On Trump’s side, he said: “We are a great nation. I hope that in the future we can have more parties like this. And I promise, if I am elected president, we will have more parties like this. I am rich and I can do it.”.
After both candidate’s speeches, everybody started rapping and dancing.
The most shocking incident was that our reporter Gary Cockburn turned black. He still can’t believe it.