Man Throws Shit At Pigeon In Revenge; Accidentally Hits Cop Instead
Pigeon 2 – 0 Man.
A man wanted to take revenge against a pigeon but it didn’t turn out the way he wanted. 21 year old Paulo Nuñes was arrested yesterday after he accidentally hit a police officer with a pile of shit, which he threw at a pigeon who previously shitted on his car. Paulo wanted the pigeon to “feel the same way I did” but the pigeon got away and he was taken to jail.
“I will take my revenge whenever I’m out of prison. That pigeon can’t simply get away with it. I remember his face very clearly”, said Paulo to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He kept going: “That f*cking pigeon often shits in my car around 3 times a week. I’m tired of this shit (both literally and figuratively)” he concluded, very angered.
The cop refused to say anything, but he was very mad and needed a shower.
This is not the first time this happens. Regularly, people would attempt to shoot at the pigeons in revenge, but Paulo wanted to give this pigeon a taste of his own medicine. Unfortunately, it didn’t turn out his way.