Man Arrested For Teaching His Dog To Bite People Who Put Pineapple On Pizza
A man who hates people that put pineapple on pizza has been arrested this morning for teaching his dog to bite people who simply like enjoying their pizza with pineapples. The man was arrested after several reports by the affected people. All of them assure that they were bitten by his dog Stoichkov, right after getting out of a pizza shop.
A neighbor of the man testified, claiming that he saw him several times training the dog to bite anyone smelling like pineapple after coming out of a pizza shop. To do that, he did the experiment several times but didn’t get bitten by the dog because he was his master.
The accused defended himself, denying to be the responsible for the incidents and assuring that this is a natural instinct of his dog. “I’ve never encouraged him to do that, but Stoichkov is very intelligent. He knows who’s the enemy and who isn’t.”