Tumblr databases breached; Hundreds of genders feared lost
If you are a man or a female, you’re lucky because your gender is not in the list.
San Francisco, CA.- Today, one of the biggest social networks of the Internet was hacked and the database was entirely leaked online. Many people are worried about the passwords but that’s not an issue, well, not a big one. The big issue is that hundreds of genders are feared lost. In case you didn’t know, Tumblr has hundreds of genders and the number keeps increasing everyday. If you only knew male and female is because you are an ignorant transphobic who only cares about yourself or because you have been damaged by society (not them).
“People are laughing, but we’re actually scared. Just because you have a dick doesn’t mean you are a man.”, said a man to our reporter Gary Cockburn in an interview. The CEO of the social network, David Karp also expressed worry about the situation: “We are in an intense search guided by the FBI, not to find the criminals, but the genders.”.
We really hope they can find the genders. Also, we wanna tell the people who identify themselves as “male” or “female” that their genders were found successfully and they have nothing to worry about.