Note 8 To Carry Nuclear Warheads
Samsung affirmed in their last press conference that the Samsung Galaxy Note 8 will carry nuclear warheads.
South Korea.- The president of Samsung Vice Chairman, has released to the public a sneak peek of the next Samsung phone. According to him, the Samsung Galaxy Note 8 will carry nuclear warheads, so explosions will be bigger and more efficient. With this new feature, Samsung is looking for new customers and to crush the competition. Our reporter Gary Cockburn brings us all the info.
“In case you’re wondering, this new feature won’t increase the price of the phone”, said the representative of Samsung. He kept going: “We’re hoping that, within 3 years, Apple doesn’t take possession of this amazing feature or say that they created it”. “Yet another feature Windows Phone doesn’t have”. “Now Samsung will be safer than BlackBerry because if someone steals your phone, it will automatically explode after the thief plugs the charger in”. After the speech, they finally claimed: “We want to make phones useful for everyone, from the young people to the military. This is a great step for our company”.
We still don’t know if ISIS is behind of this idea, but we hope that the phone at least have a button to activate the explosions. To date, Samsung phones explode when charging and this is a bad User Experience. A button would solve the problem.
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