Cincinnati Zoo President: Internet Memes About Harambe Are Gold
“The Internet consumed my soul”, said the boss at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Cincinnati.- The president of the Cincinnati Zoo, Thane Maynard said this Monday that he is in love with the Harambe memes. Despite the fact, it stills hurts him deep down, he affirms that he can’t stop himself from laughing, in his own words: “The Internet consumed my soul”. The president, who already took his dick out (but just to pee), was, like you and I, a great lover of Harambe the almighty. He is concerned about the signs and petitions about Harambe around the Internet, and he and his team are working to check them all out.
“We thought the process of healing would be harder, but it isn’t anymore thanks to the Internet.”, said the president to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He kept going: “I’m joining the celebration for the 25th anniversary of the Internet“, said the man with a big smile on his face.
We are very happy for the Cincinnati Zoo’s team, they have made a great job. We also want to congratulate the Internet for its 25th anniversary!