A Geek Dies Falling Off The Cloud
Luckily, there’s a backup of the deceased guy.
The Internet.- A geek was found dead after falling off a cloud. The tragedy happened this morning while the victim was traveling through the cyberspace. According to the witnesses, the guy tripped over a corrupt file and, although he tried to hold on to a toolbar, he ended up hitting his hard disk on the ground.
Security experts advert about the dangers of the Wi-Fi when going up to perform maintenance: “It’s important to go with the cable, the worker lost the control of the situation and in about a nanosecond the cloud was already downloading him”, they claimed. Despite the attempts they did to restart him, his operative system had already stopped working. “They scanned him but he had already lost 50 gb of memory”, said the specialists. “He had the entire database spread over the floor”, they added.
The relatives of the deceased can’t yet explain how it could happen: “He had a lot of cache, we don’t know how he went down.”, they stated. The autopsy has dismissed any chance of him consuming LCD or another dangerous substance that could damage his reflexes. Fortunately, his parents had a security backup and they believe they can recover him. “After the hit he got zipped and we think we might fully extract him”.