Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing because Pitt says Harambe “is just a gorilla”
Angelina claims she couldn’t take it anymore because he didn’t want to take his dick out, not even for sex.
United States of America.- One of the most beloved couples, Brangelina, is divorcing this month. The reason? It seems like they can’t negotiate their differences. Brad Pitt affirms that Harambe, the gorilla shot in the Cincinnati Zoo on May 28, was “just a gorilla”, whereas Angelina Jolie thinks he was more than a Gorilla. The discussion started on June of this year (2016) and ended in August, when Angelina definitely asked for divorce.
“He didn’t want to take his dick out, not even for sex.”, said Angelina Jolie while weeping. She continued: “I can’t be with a man like this, no women deserve to be with a man like this.”. Our reporter Gary Cockburn broke down and cried with her.
In his defense, Brad Pitt said: “I can’t believe she’s doing this to me, Harambe was just a gorilla, she has to get over it.”.
We think that with a special psychological treatment, Brad Pitt can successfully recover and this couple doesn’t have to divorce. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.